Anaconda — Nicki Manaj

its not just that the message is poor, or that the gimmick isn’t as strong as The Four Rap Songs, or even the fact that I'm reviewing this one directly as complete and utter insult and spite (choosing to do so after doing my current favorite song) but rather the tune simple rests on one …

TUYU — It’s Raining After All

I liked this song so much that I drew art for it (don't worry, I drew my other favorite songs too before, if only spending less time on them) ORIGINAL: Inverted: (personally I like inverted better) anyhow, onto analysis! A curious break up song, the message is sad but the tune is quite joyful and …

Autoheart — Stalker’s Tango

It’s one long big flow that feels uncomfortable like the message it’s meant to deliver and the tango sound is well done. The chorus smoothness clashes with the verses, making me believe that they are meant to be the stalker trying to keep up with the rhythm of his love, but the “ever ever ever …

flava — waka flocka flame

With a dissonant bassline and a nonsensical message, this song has no flava, except a sour and bad bitter taste. 1/100

XXXtenation — Happy Halloween

If you like this song, look away now, because this is a complete destruction. unlike Junky’s artful counterpart with countless covers and interesting melody, xxx sings about pussy and sex with an uninteresting idea across barely two minutes. Even for satire, you could argue the bass is too heavy and brings the song down. Without …

Dream Theater— Pull Me Under

an entrancing bass line and melody fulfills the title and Pulls me under. Original rating: 88/100. 4/4/2021 rating: 91/100 Current Rating (8/6): I'm very sorry, but I don't quite think the song, despite its power, is directly better than Mausoleum (winner of 91's). The problem is that it drags on for eight minutes, meaning Mausoleum's …

Faith — Stevie Wonder ft. Ariana Grande

Featuring the famous blues bars, Stevie nevertheless manages to produce a catchy and decent song. 95/100

VIXX — Hyde

cool and catchy, especially the hook “just gain control”, this song perfectly encapsulates the idea of Jekyl and Hyde. Well done. Original rating: 96 2022 Re-review: I'm surprised this K pop song still seems catchy without being too cliche, and I have no major complaints even re-listening after 2 years. Except maybe the rap, but …

Could You Believe It — Fetty Wap

Even *more * auto tune than Happy Halloween, a VOCALOID song? (Insert title)?? Doesnt seem very creative, especially with the tune far worse than Happy Halloween. 60/100

Jhanjar — Karan Aujla/Desi Crew

recommended to this by random and arbitrarily choosing to review this song, the indian taste is indeed quite unusual. Not bad, YouTube. Need more listens to add to my faves, and analysis of lyrics may be coming. 80/100